Mutant Bicycles

Todd Kundla makes and rides these crazy bicycles!

Shoe Bike

Car Tire Bike

Scorpion Bike

Pirouette Bike

Unnamed tricycle

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I'll Have What He's Having WTF!!

A pity theres no sound....

Nigerian Scammers + Anus Laptops

Confused? Just watch the video and all will be revealed!!

Everyone Hates Telemarketers

Goatboy GIF

Weatherman Gives The Finger

Tomasz Schafernacker flips of the news anchors and then either attempts to cover it up, or is so shocked that he was busted that he starts having a seizure.

The Dodgiest Sign Ever

A friend went to Rome and found this.
I don't even know where to begin...WTF

Summer Europe Trip Part 3

And so to Copenhagen. Alot of graff here, and even more stickers to be seen.

Queer Festival: Share your fights, share your tights

A huge turtlehead in the middle of the city! LOL

120 slags definitely aren't bland!

Check out Part 4 tomorrow for the finale in Malmo, Sweden!

CheatNeutral: Offsetting Your Cheating

Are you worried about your cheat footprint?
When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere.
CheatNeutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.
Obviously the first thing you should do is to look at ways of reducing your cheating. Once you've done this you can use CheatNeutral to offset the remaining, unavoidable cheating. LOL

The New Lapdance

Check out the latest dance craze from Brazil: Surra de Bunda!
It may be a bit vulgar, but it's certainly ticking somebody's box!

BMX Cops

Cops in Leicestershire have taken to BMX's in order to get down with the kids.
The day I see them tailwhipping crims is the day I take this plan seriously.


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Bizarre Foot Tattoos

What is wrong with some people??






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Scotsman Hates Iceland

Warrior Dance X Excision Datsik

Irie from UK Adapta has just put together this amazing mash-up video of Warriors dancing to dubstep producers, Excision & Datsik's "Swagga"... Nice one bruv! Kept me laughing for ages...

Phone Pics

I lost the cable that connects my phone to my laptop, but luckily for me, my phone is super out of date and my lady's flatmate had an old one that she dusted off to give me. Thanks Erin! One day this medium of camera will be super art fag and every gallery in town will want a piece, so without further or do, here is a selection of the best from my phone:

lol and not so lol (the other way round)

Being held up indoors all day by some fassy cops because the guy from across the road got shot is not the best way to spend Tuesday, but it did give me the chance to look at the internet for a substantial amount of wasted time.

Result:

lol

4 Arrests On Brick Lane During Sample Sale Riot

It was pure madness on Brick lane today. Uber-trendy American Apparel were going to do a sample sale today and ended up having it shut down in less than an hour by police as thousands of youths converged on the Truman Brewery from the early morning, up until lunchtime...Secrett Agent blog was covering the whole thing and got some great pictures and this awesome video of a scuffle between 4 guys and the po-po....




I mean, honestly...all this drama for an American Apparel sale?? The price of being fashionable, eh?

I love youtube

Some of the reasons why I love the internet:

Internet shit I'm diggin'

So it's been a while since I last posted anything on ESP, but that's only because I've been radding out all day and definately not because I've been teaching numbskull kids how to design absolute ass on photoshop whilst wanting to cut open my eyeballs with a bread knife......no really, I honestly have been radding out. Anyway, during the rest times between awsoming out, I have been looking at cool shit on the net and here are a few of my finds in no real order:

1. The alien abduction lamp:

I was a little hesitant to post this as I want one and I would rather no one else in the world had one, but then I thought well 'who cares' and 'I'm not going to buy one any more anyway cuz I'm over it already'.

2. A few of the most assome tats ever:

and my personal favourite:

3. The Internet Shack from Thrasher.com:

4. Ultimately assome bands to skate to:

Graves at Sea

Radio Moscow (thanks to Jonners for this hook up)

Eyehategod (because they are the greatest band ever made and they reformed AND they are playing in London next month and I'm going)

Dead Meadow

5. Dope films that should be watched given half a chance:

Trash Humpers by Harmony Korine

Running Stumbled by John Maringouin

6. Style for miles:

Matt Sewell

Style Master Trev

The Raek

Gree & co.

Das RK

Well hopefully that will keep you bedroom dwellers/slackers/stoners/agrophobes something to occupy yourselves with for a few minutes at least. If not go fucking skateboarding! If you don't skate, then I suggest you learn.......it'll be the best thing you ever do.